sherlocked-ravenclaw-companion:
I can’t decide which is more awesome, that Peter Pan is taunting Darth Vader, or that the stormtroopers are wearing Mickey Mouse hats.
everything is awesome and nothing hurts
I think we’re forgetting that Darth Vader has a balloon.
(via ifvoldemorthadaneyebrow)
I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.
I was wrong.
they should just start to hire tumblr to make adverts for them.
(Source: just-mimimi, via foreveralone-lyguy)
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
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My friend on the right there asked him “Why are you throwing sweets at people?”
He replied “Because I can”Because I can
BECAUSE I CAN
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Madonna making will.i.am hold her shit
when will slavery end?
(Source: drivingincars, via ifvoldemorthadaneyebrow)
Message from David Karpeveryone needs to read this.
Fuck yeah
You tell’em,David.
tbh david karp is a pretty quailty person
(via all-my-feelz-and-creys)
shopping carts in random places make me sad
there is nothing for you there friend
(via lolthefunniest)
i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
(Source: theladyserket, via lolthefunniest)
if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
(via all-my-feelz-and-creys)
When my parents ask me if ill be ok being at home alone
i’m like mom
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
(Source: megaultracass, via randomness-is-epic)
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
(via humourprincess)
